Pickles by Brian Crane for September 14, 2019

Not a dog, not a cat.. Opal is having her lawn taken care of by an old goat.

When was there a time we ever saw Earl do yard work?

Association for Procrastinating on Chores, Always.

Heigh-Ho … Heigh-Ho … it’s off to work Earl goes !

A little more respect for our comics caraters, please! Whatever they do, they produce a laugh on our face!

Is she turning into Crankshaft now?

Maybe, but even they wouldn’t want to mow your lawn.

Wait…. MY book club is coming, so YOU have to do extra work ASAP. And then she criticizes you.

Oy! EARL! Keep up my man!

You know, if you kept a goat or a sheep. . .CSM had a very interesting article about solar energy use in Hawaii, and part of the project is using 300 sheep to keep invasive guinea grass down around the solar panels. Seems to work like a charm. . .

Sometimes I get the feeling that Earl’s hero growing up was Maynard G Krebs.

WORK!

People say that a lot, these days; “You know what I mean.” The problem is that often I do not know what you mean. Yes, I heard what you said, but . . . .

Just as you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover, Opal, your book club shouldn’t judge a house by its lawn … just sayin’ …

I still working my way toward mowing the lawn once a year. With a match.

It would be Real Easy to Work With the Cats. They will tell Earl “To Leave Their Personal Jungle and Hunting Grounds Alone, there is Nothing Wrong with the Lawn” as they Crouch Down and Peak out at Him Through the Growth. Then He could go and Enjoy the Hammock while the Happy Cats Play the Mighty Hunters. Win Win,No Work,No Stress,No Worry and Earl isn’t being Lazy, it’s “Stress Therapy”.

Change the meeting time to 9 PM and it won’t matter.

There’s something in the bible about doing it with animals. However, every decade a Wisconsin farmer is caught otherwise.

Gee, I would have thought Earl would be the one to make the mistake and be corrected. Not the other way around.

Looks like the lawn needs to be meowed, better call the ASPCA.