Pickles by Brian Crane for February 25, 2021

Especially after Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches.

Do not throw Roscoe under the bus!!

Love panel 1!

Opal did you take a Debbie Downer Pill ? Party pooper ;-)

I bet he never licks her face.

But Gramma, you “clean” smudges on my face with spit and a hanky … Roscoe’s just doing the same thing.

You tell him, Roscoe!

When a dog licks you face, keep your mouth shut or you might get a french kiss.

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Mind your own business, Opal. If Nelson likes doggie kisses, let Roscoe kiss him. Nobody says YOU have to let him kiss you. Although if Nelson’s outside in winter weather, I’d make sure he didn’t let Roscoe lick him while he’s outside. My brother’s face got badly chapped when he was doing that with our first dog. I’d also have him wash his face if he’s going outside right after having the dog lick.

whenI was about Nelson’s age I would let my grandfather’s calf lick my hair. my mother thought I had never combed my hair so well, until she realised what was going on .

Sometimes Opal is just a terd in search of a punchbowl.

Consider the other things Roscoe does with that tongue.

! WOW ! Is this great or what ? Not only two days in a row but the precious Roscoe has a statement to make . Just thinking that is . Great job Brian , BIG TIME ! The expression in frame two is just out of this world .

At least Roscoe sticks up for himself! Woof!

Nothing that can lick it’s butt is going to lick my face!

Poor Roscoe thrown under the bus again

Just tell him he was licking his ass five minutes ago. That will end it.

I love Nelson’s expression in the first panel!

Wasn’t Opal imposing kisses on Nelson a couple of months back?!? Same difference, lady!

capnocytophaga

AAAUUUGH! I’ve been kissed by a dog! I have dog germs! Get some hot water! Get some disinfectant! Get some iodine! — Lucy Van Pelt

Q: Why do dogs lick themselves?A: Because they can.

Save his slobber for granny’s coffee. What harm could it do?

Just blame it on the dog. . . Blame it on the dog.

Got the crumbs off his lips didn’t it?

Who knows where that tongue has been.

Roscoe’s mouth is cleaner than any of ours.

That’s what she said.

The idea of being licked by a dog has always grossed me out (not an expression I generally use, but totally appropriate here). Just as well I’m not a pet person.

My house.