Pickles by Brian Crane for August 13, 2021

I thought only teenagers did that- Oh wait they are not texting!

my, aren’t they productive

Sometimes they need to justify having 2 cell phones.

Lying to each other’s face.

ROTFLMAO!!!

It’s like they’re playing a game. Maybe it’s foreplay.

Can You Hear Me Now ?

This reminds me of myself and husband. We text each other (not call) from different rooms in the house because we like the house quiet. LOL.

Phone tall tales?

Thinkin’ of you’s workin’ up my appetite

Looking forward to a little afternoon delight

Rubbin’ sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite

And the thought of lovin’ you is getting so exciting

Sky rockets in flight

Afternoon delight

Afternoon delight

Afternoon delight

Oh what a tangled web we weave

When first we practice to deceive

It’s 4 P.M., time to head to our favorite dinner restaurant. Their early-bird specials won’t wait.

Actually it’s cataracts and hearing loss.

First liar never has a chance!

My Bride sometimes texts me when I’m in the other room.

LOL! Retirement means never having to say you’re slaving over a hot stove and or mowing the lawn.

To be fair, she’s held down by a cat.

she’s making reservations!

When are they going to publish a “Complete Pickles” book? I would read it in the morning instead of taking my Zoloft!

Is that the proper term for working over a hot stove in these modern pc times?

No humour evident.

Well Opal started it, Earl was just playing along.

Hmm. I think Earl’s going to be disappointed.

It seems two can play that game.