Pickles by Brian Crane for July 13, 2022

Don’t be a jerk about it Opal

Three is a crowd as they say. In the case of Earl and Opal, it’d be four being a crowd when respectively having Muffin and Roscoe.

A dog on the lap is better than a nap.

She’s on to him.

Busted!

Nah, the dog would still sit by Earl, and give Opal the biggest puppy-dog eyes ever.

Roscoe knows whose pants to drool on!

Hope that beef jerky is in a bag ;-)

Our dog takes turns! (And sometimes puts my leg to sleep!) !

Stuffing your pockets with beef jerky would probably cost $25

That and Earl is friendlier to Roscoe than you are Opal…remember that time you accused him of stuff that Muffin did?

I know guys that can get girls to sit next to them in a crowded bar if they stuff their pockets with money.

see, a comma after the ‘beef’ and joke would have still worked

She’s still bitter about her childhood memories of having a pork chop tied around her neck so the dogs would play with her.

Jerky? Earl had bacon and eggs, then wiped his hands on his trousers.

He can tell she is a cat person.

Earl knows his audience.

Uh ohhhhhh……. BUSTED (again)

Check out “The Flying McCoys” for July 13.

I love it when ladies wear vanilla extract for perfume

Frick & Frack. Always

I have one lap cat, but she only uses the privilege about 20 minutes per day. My other cat likes to be in the same room with me, so she can keep an eye on me … just in case I do something interesting … or want to go out for a walk with her.

I’ll pass. He smells like feet.

Pockets with packets inside!!

If he is after beef jerky, then why is he sleeping?

Before my husband passed away, I could be sitting with my two dogs and, if my husband sad down, they would both abandon me for him.

IMO-Better than trying to attract Muffin with tun in your pocket.

So that is the secret of winning a dog.That is why we have one when upstairs with food she is all attention.Not related just slight continuation of what I brought up what I am living with for 5 weeks.A cast or surgery at this point cannot be done the area effected when I go back ask if a different method of how the Orthopedic Dr. does can be changed. Briefly, mid May I fell on asphalt my left side got injured, the damage I could not walk, lower femur just above the hip socket, not the hip, was fractured. I messed up I did what I thought was helping and was I so wrong. Yesterday did go to Advanced Orthopedics an x-ray was done, that fracture was trying to heal yet moved or Dr. stated shifted. I have to treat the area as egg shell that can break, makes doing personal really bad. I solved 2 of the problems. I will not get too personal here. 5 weeks going to be long time. I will not talk to much on this. Not like say a broken leg that a cast can be used. Dr. does not like crutches, he wants me to use a walker and hop on the good leg while the bad leg free. I am not used to that. With crutches using great leg very small steps. I know TMI.

Beef jerky? Time to break out the big guns, Opal- load your pocket with bacon.