Pickles by Brian Crane for November 26, 2024

Agreed, they are horrible. I had a faux set that I gave to charity.

It’s an overused trope. Not unlike mistaking a dry desert for a nice dessert.

Earl continues to say because this back sore feels like I got hit with a impossible fork.

I agree with Earl. Who needs slippery sheets?

That is his Satanic majesties request!

There’s always the couch, Earl…

I never liked ’em.

Satin sheets are cold and slippery. Me, i loves flannel.

I hate Satan sheets lol. I prefer cotton.

We once had someone who had an issue with the Masons graffiti the welcome sign the lodge maintained you can into town. Spray painted “SATIN WORSHIPS HERE”. At least that narrowed it down to a local high school graduate. Morans.

Those Satan satin sheets are keeping Earl from sittin’.

Earl, you ALWAYS calls ’em as you sees ’em, and your ALWAYS wrong.

Satin sheets, I wonder if I still have them? No matter, they will stay where they are!

Earl is not a fan of the song Nights in White Satin.

I love flannel, too. In a sleeping bag. In a tent. On a mountain trail. Alone,

In their earlier years together, Earl might have playfully treated the satin sheets as a ‘Slip ‘N Slide’, manufactured (appropriately enough) by ‘Wham-O’.

Tried satin decades ago, went back to flannel.

“Satin sheet to lie on, Satin pillows to cryy on, there’s nothing left to relyy on” (Jeanne Pruitt)!

Satan sheets, for when you’re told to “get the hell outta bed”

Howard Wolowitz would not agree Earl

Ya SEE..?? – - – If you went SHOPPING with her, this wouldn’t have HAPPENED (maybe) – LOL

And I called it yesterday!

Just like a baseball umpire, i call them as I see them, and if I don’t see them, I make it up.

LMAO! I’m with Earl! One move and you’re on the floor.

Attaboy Earl…..

The satan sheets will be gone the first time she slides outta bed.

My wife’s grandmother broke her hip at 85 falling out of bed. Her grandfather told me it wasn’t the sheets, it was lack of practice for 50 years. Very weird to have grampa talking about their sex lives.

You say satin, I say satan…Let’s call the whole thing off.

Hate to see how opal would’ve taken slippin’ and slidin’ outta bed….poor earl would never hear the end of it!

See my last reply to @Concretionist yesterday.

It’s flannel 100 to 1. Unless he could arrange it to fall onto Muffin.

Paul Simon’s “Slip, Sliding Away” !

Give me 100% cotton percale any day of the week. Anything else makes me way too warm.

Years ago at a country radio station I was interviewing at, I saw a commemorative plaque about the big hit Tammy Wynette song, Satin Sheets. Only satin was misspelled as Satan. It was the radio station’s favorite gold record!

“Hail Satin!”

- BeeGees tribute album by the Dee Gees, aka Foo Fighters, 2021.

Earl would make a fine, authoritative umpire.

Devil’s in the Details….