Pluggers by Rick McKee for January 14, 2010

Yeh, pops, if your kid is a senion citizen, what does that make you?

Nah, never mind.

I thought that “55” was good only for a speed limit and an AARP age requirement.

I jokingly ask for my senior citizen discount and some of these stupid teenagers give it to me. The nerve.

My first discount was given without me asking for it. She thought I was that old. I took it anyway.

I was offered the senior discount at Captain D’s when I was 44.

AARP is available at 50. I’m a member.

In California, I thought it was 55, but I was wrong!! It’s 62!! (I still have 2 yrs. to go)

(Of course people are living longer now, so they will probably hike it up to 65 when I’m 62!)

My sister in law is 45 and she is a member.

Gee, Crunkers, congratulations on winning the Olympic-level conclusion jump… beginning from a comic stril and landing on NOTHING.

You know you’re a plugger when you’re really old.