Oh yeah, I really enjoy having to lick my finger to open these little bags. Especially after having just wrapped my hand on the handle of a shopping cart, that had just been handled by someone that could have any number of diseases and bacterias. Yeah, I really enjoy a life of danger and intrigue.
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
Either he’s holding it upside-down or he needs to wet his fingers.
flyertom over 10 years ago
Those that proclaim there’s no such thing as a perfect vacuum never had to open one of those things.
imrjvm over 10 years ago
Oh yeah, I really enjoy having to lick my finger to open these little bags. Especially after having just wrapped my hand on the handle of a shopping cart, that had just been handled by someone that could have any number of diseases and bacterias. Yeah, I really enjoy a life of danger and intrigue.
ellisaana Premium Member over 10 years ago
Or, you manage to get it open, start to put something in it only to discover the bag has no bottom.
Peam Premium Member over 10 years ago
Not only pluggers….
booktrout over 10 years ago
Good observation, Jerry Johnson. Go to the head of the class.
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
Maybe he needs to read the book from today’s Ziggy?
chromosome Premium Member over 10 years ago
Since this only happens to me when my fingers are cool, I huff on them and they get moist enough to do the job without actually having to lick them.
pcolli over 10 years ago
Even if you use a plastic bag, the checkout operator will still ask you what vegetable it is.
choo choo willy over 10 years ago
They need writing on the bags that say “open this end jerk”.
Kip W over 10 years ago
“Darn it! Why don’t I have thumbs?”