Pluggers by Rick McKee for November 07, 2015

So does my dog!

Same thing happens here, only it’s my wife saying that she doesn’t want to disturb the cat.

She may tie a knot so you don’t wet yourself.

From the look I see in her eyes, he better used to spending time with the dog—all night and probably well into tomorrow—if he is lucky ! ! ! ! ! !

The proper term for having a pet in your lap when you don’t want to get up is,“I have a wart in my lap”…

My wife is likely to reply, “Well, that is your problem! Don’t make it my problem!”

And life goes on…

He’s likely to get his snack poured over his head.

The best kind of “lap-top”.

The Quintessential Lap Dog!When i said I couldn’t get up, it wasn’t a Scam!

Why are you holding one of the neighbors’ kids in your lap?

we use the term “growth” – it’s much more tasteful…

Also usually treatable…