One of the joys of retirement is not having to worry about what to wear. The grandkids switched from giving funny ties for Christmas and birthdays to bright (and I do mean bright) sox — the ties were given to the granddaughter to make skirts and vests and granddad proudly walks around in color-coordinated shorts and sox (what colors go with khaki? every color!).
Hubby has that problem, but in his old age he has decided to go for fancy socks – polka dots, argyle, etc. I’m probably the last person alive who remembers how to darn socks, so I get a skein of embroidery floss to match the sock and fix them when he gets a hole in one.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
In my case, all my black socks with this one pair of socks that seems to be dark gray… or charcoal-colored (hard to say).
Watcher over 5 years ago
You should just sew a tag on them.
wiatr over 5 years ago
Anyone watching my feet to catch me wearing two colours needs something productive to do.
amethyst52 Premium Member over 5 years ago
I put different colored dots on my socks with embroidery thread.
matjestaet over 5 years ago
My guess was: “You are a plugger if you don’t care about your socks’ colour.”
Gent over 5 years ago
I bearly wear socks or shoes.
Breadboard over 5 years ago
Try to only wear white socks …dye issues :-(
Ray over 5 years ago
I simply ditched all my navy blue socks. Black always works.
GreenT267 over 5 years ago
One of the joys of retirement is not having to worry about what to wear. The grandkids switched from giving funny ties for Christmas and birthdays to bright (and I do mean bright) sox — the ties were given to the granddaughter to make skirts and vests and granddad proudly walks around in color-coordinated shorts and sox (what colors go with khaki? every color!).
lazydude41 over 5 years ago
I put them in row by color. Black one the left, then blue, then green, etc. That way I can find them in the dark if necessary.
I'll fly away over 5 years ago
That’s not a bad idea.
jr1234 over 5 years ago
2 Days in a row a Minnesotan contribution, way to go Judy Larson of IGH :)
Mowog over 5 years ago
Call Marie Kondo.
KEA over 5 years ago
I always figured if I can’t tell the difference up close no one’s going to notice
Dani Rice over 5 years ago
Hubby has that problem, but in his old age he has decided to go for fancy socks – polka dots, argyle, etc. I’m probably the last person alive who remembers how to darn socks, so I get a skein of embroidery floss to match the sock and fix them when he gets a hole in one.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 5 years ago
Or.. a dirty old man.. that needs a flashlight to check on the missus as she sleeps.
Zykoic over 5 years ago
A plugger wears his socks inside out because they are more comfortable with the seams on the outside.
Dr_Fogg over 5 years ago
My only dark socks are Navy.
hsawlrae over 5 years ago
It seems keeping a flashlight in your drawers can be rather uncomfortable.
PoodleGroomer over 5 years ago
You need a LED flashlight because you still can’t tell after your old batteries make the old flashlight light go yellow orange.
Jan C over 5 years ago
My husband wears only black socks. No problem sorting or finding a matched pair at all.
TonysSon over 5 years ago
Since I’ve retired I’ve worn socks on only two types of occasions:1. To attend a funeral.2. To dust the tile flooring while shuffling along.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 5 years ago
I have socks of one color, problem solved.
dudley_tundish over 5 years ago
Nah…just go over to a north window and use natural daylight. North light is about as close as it comes to a uniform distribution of wavelengths.