Pluggers by Rick McKee for March 09, 2020

A woodchuck would chuck all he could if his dentures were any good.

(I couldn’t help myself.)

You’re a plugger if you take it upon yourself to rewrite that woodchuck bit so it won’t be so much of a tongue twister.

“Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.”

Dang woodchucks! Stopping chucking that wood! (Couldn’t get that GEICO commercial out of my system.)

I dunno. I’ll ask Chuck Woody the woodchuck and tell you.

Sometimes it is nice to set back and watch the paint dry :-)

This made me think of Jimmy Buffet’s song: What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it’s all about?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmNEDnqY5QI

How much ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog hogged his ground?

Now as to the peacock….XXX XXXX XXX would a XXXXXXX XXX if a XXXXXXX’s XXXX XXXXXX XXX?

My wife accuses me of this all the time. Wonder what a cow thinks about all day long? Do cattle think their are getting a ride out to their pasture when they get loaded on a big truck?

There rock chucks in my neck of the woods!

After readin’ the ‘toon i was going to say something but by the time I read everyone’s remarks I forgot what I wanted to say.

HEY NOW!!!!