Pluggers by Rick McKee for July 15, 2020

know of any healthy dishes that can cause weight gain?

Pluggers have possessed scales, and need to call an exorcist.

Or sore gainers. Of course in this case gaining is losing.

Sometimes I think it’s a sin, when I feel like I’m losin’ when I’m gainin’ again.

It’s only a fluid gain until you pee !

I want to know how he is seeing that scale?

The lard works in mysterious ways.

He went into this with nothing to gain but somehow did and still lost.

Quite a conundrum—be a sore loser or exercise and be a sore loser.

I was a bean pole in high school, barely cracked 150lbs at 6’ 2", when I went to college my dorm was right across the street from the cafeteria. I decided to try to gain some weight. I doubled my food intake, never gained a pound. I got tired of having to doodoo every 3 hours from it, so went back to my normal eating habits…and lost weight. Now in my late 50’s and have to fight to stay below 210.

Yeah, maybe you drove the 3 blocks to the Post Office for that book of stamps when you should have walked.

Move the scale to a different part of the floor. There is too much gravity in that part of the room.