Pluggers by Rick McKee for October 25, 2020

way to channel your anger there

Golf? Bah!

There is a trail around the local golf course. I walk my dog for free while we watch people pay $300 to walk and hit a small ball.

Well…almost always.

At least he’s found a way to make golf interesting.

A Plugger who has never played golf may have a son who’s a Scuba diver.

Just say “NO” to golf ;-)

Has anyone else ever gone Skeet shooting on a driving range?

and has water proof clubs……

In all the years I’ve played golf, I’ve never thrown my golf bag into a pond. Where do they get this stuff?

Why would a Plugger throw their clubs in a pond? A true Plugger doesn’t care about the score, they play for the fun of it.

A True Plugger wouldn’t know what golf is.

Never played the game so don’t have that as a problem

Not sure a plugger would play serious golf.. maybe just drive around in the golf cart.. share a few stories.. get a little fresh air perhaps. Throw his equipment in the pond.. never.

1) Golf is a nice walk spoiled by having to stop 18 times. 2) The late and great Don Adams had a terrific story about golf. It’s too long to tell. However, if you know golf stories, it’s the one where the punch line is “Follows, same time next week!”

I always bring a snorkel so when I cool down I can get my clubs back.

I did not throw my clubs away. I took my name off the bag, got my keys & wallet & whistled as I walked back to my car. I have never looked back at that decision…..and that’s been 30 years ago last summer.

A real plugger knows not to waste expensive clubs.