Pluggers by Rick McKee for January 31, 2021

I bet the mirror really does take off a few pounds.

The mirror says you’ve taken a few pounds off. Your britches say otherwise.

Barbra Streisand and says “the mirror has two faces”!

Mirror mirror on the wall. Who’s the handsomest hunk of em all?

remember the mirror at the fair?

But the mirror is not a scale ! ….. Lead is Lead ! Sorry ;-(

Before COVID shut them all down, I had a favorite grocery store blood pressure machine. It always gave the lowest readings.

That’s why stretch-fit jeans were invented – to help hold you in. Can’t stand them though so I go with my waist size and not belly size and suck it up.

Dream on!

Mirror, mirror where I’m at,please don’t tell me that I’m fat.If you decide to take a pass,remember you’re only made of glass.

Is that really a thing?

A real Plugger needs to have his belly transplanted to his butt to hold up his britches.

Belt notches never lie.

I haven’t seen a ’ Red Phosphorous P’ patch hat glowing nowhere since I plopped my Dan Plesac cloth into my dirty laundry basket labeled " Laundry Matt Place’.

Pull it in, in the front, and push it out the back where you can’t see it.

The clothes make the man, better than he is at times……

My favorite mirror is the one on my medicine cabinet. I can get close enough to it to see my face without my glasses.

….and an understanding wife.