The ol’ Backless – Strapless was designed to be functional for access to your body by the medical staff and modesty was not considered. Interestingly enough, if worn in public you would likely be arrested for indecent exposure.
That’s only if you are a morbidly obese plugger and your Medicare gap insurance will charge you extra for your profligate lifestyle. Put down those carbs, take a walk and get healthy.
I’m to poor for Obamacare and my state (AL) is to cheap to expand Medicare. That only leaves me one thing to worry about. I would like to thank all the politicians who are easing my mind.
Do like I did when I was last in the hospital. Ask for two gowns, put one on in front to cover you. Then put the second one on backwards to cover in back.
Leojim over 3 years ago
I think hospital gowns were specifically made to embarrass people.
Caldonia over 3 years ago
The ones I’ve worn gap in the back, but at least they’re all “one size fits all”, so they’re made for people three times my size. That’s always funny.
Baarorso over 3 years ago
I’m sure that hospital gowns (as skimpy as they are) give you more coverage than your insurance does.;-D
juicebruce over 3 years ago
Nice Socks ;-)
Display over 3 years ago
Answer D – None of the above. Or below.
DavidHewlett over 3 years ago
With medical insurance in this day in age—-I would imagine the hospital gown covers more ! ! !
ctolson over 3 years ago
The ol’ Backless – Strapless was designed to be functional for access to your body by the medical staff and modesty was not considered. Interestingly enough, if worn in public you would likely be arrested for indecent exposure.
William Robbins Premium Member over 3 years ago
Well, American pluggers… In rational developed countries, healthcare isn’t a privilege.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago
Canadian pluggers only worry about the gown.
Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
That’s only if you are a morbidly obese plugger and your Medicare gap insurance will charge you extra for your profligate lifestyle. Put down those carbs, take a walk and get healthy.
corpcasselbury over 3 years ago
I wear two gowns whenever I’m in the hospital; the second one is worn backwards, like a robe. Does wonders for one’s dignity.
SofaKing over 3 years ago
The same person who designed the gowns is also in charge of the Department of Denying Every Claim at every insurance company.
rwg1957rwg over 3 years ago
I’m to poor for Obamacare and my state (AL) is to cheap to expand Medicare. That only leaves me one thing to worry about. I would like to thank all the politicians who are easing my mind.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
You know the gown hasn’t “got your back”.
MichaelSFC90 over 3 years ago
Do like I did when I was last in the hospital. Ask for two gowns, put one on in front to cover you. Then put the second one on backwards to cover in back.