Pluggers by Rick McKee for December 27, 2021

That’s why I snack the goodies in the pantry….

Whatever you say.

He really should hide better. If you’re sitting at a table, you’re not hiding right.

Sorry Gent – saw ya!

Me doesn’t cares about calories in the first place.

If you eat standing up, the calories cannot settle down … ;-)

A sister had something they used to sell, a “Pig Out Wand”! It was a magic wand that you wave over food and the calories disappear! Just a little pig’s head and glittery frills on a decorated stick,

Not nearly enough whipped cream on that pie. You have to cover the whole thing. Go big or go home.

They don’t count. Until the nurse makes you get on the scale at your doctor appointments.

Episcopalians firmly believe that things you eat during coffe hour have no calories.

What’s really irritating is when the plugger’s spouse discovers that the baked goods she intended to take to friends and relatives (a long-standing Christmas tradition) had ‘disappeared’ and she has to cancel plans and spend another day baking and decorating them (it may be almost acceptable to give a family of 4 a half dozen cookies instead of a dozen, but it’s hard to give someone a pie with 2 slices removed).

That’s the truth?

Pluggers are morons.

Calories are like imaginary numbers, they’re invisible so therefore you can’t count them.

Its OK to lie to yourself.

Got that right

My theory.. and it includes frozen. Frozen cookies have no calories at all if you eat them while they are frozen.

they also don’t count if you’re eating someone else’s food

You can hide, but they’ll sneak up on you.

p.s. Holiday & vacation calories – & carbs – don’t count!

I finished off my grandson’s birthday cake, took me three days.

Ahh but Dr Nowzaradan sees you!

Also, free food has no calories. Or so I’ve heard.

I know the calories are there anyway. But no need to get the shaming that comes with others finding out.

Uuuuu nope

Don’t forget – broken cookies have no calories. :)

NO, since we don’t really care what a calorie is, we could really care less if someone is watching or not. However, we WILL limit the quantity of pies consumed in front of witnesses so when the last piece is there, sitting alone, we will be generous and offer to split and share that last piece……