Pluggers by Rick McKee for November 28, 2022

Pluggers really need to work on their problem solving skills.

Jello.

Lots of Jello…

This plugger is “aged out” of that medical procedure which makes me happy. Now I just have to hide an extra set of car keys before the kids take my first set.

My oldest son confiscated my Harley five years ago….

Strange the medical types tell you that you need certain procedures done . When one reaches a certain age you no longer need them done, what gives ;-)

or before – so you can eat more!

January.

“Chug! Chug! Chug!” was a lot more fun at parties 50 years ago.

Is this to imply that Pluggers are full of sh_t?

The colonoscopy prep is why I go with Cologuard as well as to avoid an invasive procedure. I mean a prostate exam is bad enough.

You are allowed to drink soda/beer during the 24 hour fast so you might consume more calories than normal.

judging from his girth, he needs more than a colon prep. ;-)

No. We don’t. We hang Christmas decs if the weather holds and we aren’t too…fed/hydrated.

I’ve had two colonoscopies, the third one soon. The “cleaning out” is awful, the procedure is painless. You’re out the entire time.

I have vowed to never have another colonoscopy!!!!

with that much it’s gonna be more than a cleaning

NO! And… that’s terrible! But terribly funny!

Pluggers are chronically constipated.