Pluggers by Rick McKee for December 04, 2022

A plugger isn’t bald, he just has a solar panel for his sex machine! ;D

I’ve noticed my driver’s license (in New Jersey) does not even list hair color, only eye color.

Eh but he always had a bear head.

At one point in time the hair was Salt and Pepper …. Now most of the pepper is gone ;-)

Thought my hairline was receding. Took a six year old ID card and it up to the mirror for comparison. Hairline didn’t change. But, lots more grey.

Clear……

I changed mine to “John Deere”.

Unfortunately, ‘Bald’ is not an option listed nor is ‘None Of The Above’. I guess you have to use the color of your eye brows/lashes, nose and ear hair.

Had to look at mine to see. No hair color listed. Just eye color. Hair has gone from brown to salt and pepper to none.

Hair color is a useless idea these days. Many folks would have to list: “Not found in Nature”.

Ah for the good old days; My passport in the 70s showed a short haired and clean shaven me. 90 days of roughing it in the Italian back country left me with a scruffy beard and hair hanging over my ears. If I thought the Italian customs people gave me a hard time leaving…it was nothing compared to the US customs folks on my arrival home.

Eye color is harder to change.

Umm… HE’S COVERED IN HAIR! HE’S A G-D BEAR!!!

Maybe is just says… ‘Brown Bear’.