Pluggers by Rick McKee for July 03, 2023

Bears don’t play possum. They hibernate.

Eh she know this ain’t no hibearnating time.

Just a small recharge ;-)

If you’re going to pretend that you’re sleeping, you have to snore slightly, and maybe drool a bit.

Turn off both hearing aids … now fool proof !

If I sit down in the Lazyboy, Harvey the wiggle dog jumps in my lap, so no nap.

If you really want to (continue to) pretend you’re asleep, you must keep it up, you can’t just give it up with someone calling your bluff like that.

Power naps..

Just checking out the inside of my eyelids.

Me never pretends to be a sleep, either I am or am not, between there is not.

My wife figured me out like that a long, long time ago…

Hilarious! Don’t do that near the road.

I had someone convinced that I fell asleep on his sofa. I could give acting lessons.