The organ peeled potatoes while lard was rendered by the choir. Then the Sexton told the church bell, “Someone set the church on fire!”. The preacher shouted, “Holy Smoke!”, and in the rush he lost his hair. Now his head is like the Heavens, for there is No Parting There. Mother taught us that one many years ago.
yoey1957 3 months ago
Had an uncle who lost his hair in his 40’s but kept his comb. He just could’nt um…..part with it! XD! Please don’t block me!
PraiseofFolly 3 months ago
Gone but not forgotten — parting with parting was such sweet sorrow.
juicebruce 3 months ago
That one happened about 40 years ago ;-(
'IndyMan' 3 months ago
My ‘natural’ part departed when I started getting my hair cut shorter ! ! !
wndflower1 3 months ago
ba dom boom
Ichabod Ferguson 3 months ago
Don’t wig out about it.
nsaber 3 months ago
Gotta hate it when your natural “part” departs..
ctolson 3 months ago
And your cowlick has melted away.
ChukLitl Premium Member 3 months ago
It’s just a wide part.
Strawberry King 3 months ago
No need to see a barber.
Chris Sherlock 3 months ago
One advantage of having thinning hair—it makes it easier to dry your hair when you wash it.
mistercatworks 3 months ago
Parting hair is a waste of time. Like splitting hairs. :)
tcayer 3 months ago
It’s still there. One side starts at his left ear, and the other on the right!
Billy Yank 3 months ago
The organ peeled potatoes while lard was rendered by the choir. Then the Sexton told the church bell, “Someone set the church on fire!”. The preacher shouted, “Holy Smoke!”, and in the rush he lost his hair. Now his head is like the Heavens, for there is No Parting There. Mother taught us that one many years ago.
Robert Maxell Premium Member 3 months ago
… It’s not so much a thing that my part has departed, it just decide to expand its operations.
MichaelSFC90 3 months ago
John Birch. You have a good name.