Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for November 16, 2003

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Poo Poo: Yap yap yap! Cat: Smirk. Boomer: Are you plagued by the embarrassment of a puny bark? Well, with today's medical advancements, there's no reason to continue suffering! Bark trasnplant surgery has reached amazing new levels! Dog: Gang way! We've got a fresh doberman bark on ice here! Boomer: With the miracle of modern medicine, you too can have the commanding bark you've always wanted! You'll be up and barking baritone in no time! Poo Poo: Woof! Cat: Smirk. Boomer: Remember to remove the head cone prior to barking. Hey, dawgs! Don't forget to fill out your donor card!