Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 23, 2005
Transcript:
Poncho: I hate fetching sticks. Dog Character: Scoff! Yer lucky! When I was a pup they didn't have sticks! We had to fetch logs. With thorns stickin' outta them! Poncho: Let me guess: Uphill both ways? Dog Character: "Hills"? I wish! Sheer cliff faces of sharp,pointy rock! Poncho: No big deal. I bet they didn't have gravity back then either, right? Dog Character: They did! And it only cost a nickel a bag!