Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for July 24, 2005
Transcript:
Boomer: I call to order the monthly catapult-all-cats-into-the-sun meeting. Why aren't you at the catapult meeting? Poncho: I'm, uh...I'm...painting my doghouse. Boomer: None of the other guys showed up either. Poncho: Oh, really? Uh... Boomer: Is it because we've been having these meetings for years and we still haven't catapulted a single cat into the sun? Poncho: No! No! That's silly talk! No! Boomer: Well I can see your dog house from here, and there's no fresh paint on it! Couldn't you at least come up with a reason that doesn't rub my face in it? That's the worst excuse I've ever heard! Poo Poo: I forgot how to speak English. Starting now.