Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 17, 2006
Transcript:
Poncho: Are you happy with your bark? Hudson: Yeah, I guess. It's my bark. Poncho: But if you could get an operation to give you a bigger bark, would you? Hudson: No way! Sure, it would be a bigger bark, but it would be fake. I'd rather keep what I have and know that it represents the real me. Poncho: What about a tail implant? Hudson: Well, of course. I'm not made of stone.