Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 09, 2008
March 08, 2008
March 10, 2008
Transcript:
Voice crabby: Hey, crabby! Everybody knows that dogs are afraid of vacuum cleaners... but did you know: sheep are afraid of popcorn machines? Caterpillars are afraid of jackhammers? Rhinos are afraid of chewed gum? Porcupines are afraid of tactical missiles? Owls are afraid of bank-deposit slips? Salmon are afraid of piano recitals? Penguins are afraid of Elijah Wood? Giant squid are afraid of floors covered with peanut shells? Crabs are afraid of insensitive remarks?
su43dipta about 8 years ago
Looks like canine propaganda to me!! (Research sponsored by Mr. Poncho Dog, President of Pooch Cafe Canine Society)
ᴅᴇʟᴇᴛᴇᴅ ᴜꜱᴇʀ (#5372) almost 3 years ago
Who isn’t afraid of Elijah Wood?
robert423elliott over 2 years ago
At least the porcupine makes sense!