Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for July 18, 2008
Transcript:
Pigeon: You promised you'd help me look macho in front of the female pigeons! Poncho: How? Pigeon: You run at us in the park barking like a big, tough dog. When I stand up to you, I'll look like a super stud! Poncho: Do we have to do this today? It's raining. Pigeon: Hey, we pigeons get rained on all the time! Poncho: Sigh, okay, hang on a second. Pigeon: Won't that umbrella blow the illusion? Poncho: Tell them it shoots poison gas.