Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for June 16, 2009

Relationships are tough.

note to myself:

“don’t marry a cat girl”

I’m thinking of getting a butterfly tattoo.My dad says if I want one then I better save up, because it’s not coming out of his paycheck. (MAN NO MORE TRIPS TO THE MALL). I don’t want one now.

Holy. Time to get a divorce. Cat people: they are the devil’s tools.

naah, just get rid of the dog :P

Open mouth, insert foot….Some people are experts!

Chaz now has the “luxury” of thinking how much money and headaches he could have saved by simply having some laundry-markers around.

No pain (double-entendre, referencing needle and the amount he has to shell out) Not permanent, so he can still claim “PERMANENT tatoos are trashy”

I can’t believe Carmen is making him get a tat of Poncho!

Poncho is a trouble maker …TICK! TICK!

I will never be able to look at Clint Eastwood in quite the same way anymore.

haha!! look at poncho eating popcorn while watching them fight=)

So that’s how it happens ! :}

I think it was Penn Gillette who said that a sure-fire way to impress a girl (if she’s that sort of girl) is to say “I’m getting a tattoo of your name…IN BLOOD!”

Take her to a regular tattoo place, and have the guy write her name on your arm, but without inking the needle. The process will raise blood in the pattern of her name – you’ve got a “Blood Tattoo”, which sounds really manly.

The thing is, ALL tattoos do that. WIthout using any ink, though, it’ll fade in a couple of weeks (days?). But by the time she realizes that, either the deal has been sealed or you’re not interested in impressing her anymore (meaning you’re free to do it again with the NEXT girl).

it must be difficult to tattoo jellyfish flesh….

I can’t wait to see the tattoo.

How do we know the tatoo is of Poncho? It could be of that cat loving wife Carmen! God forbid. More popcorn for Poncho!

is this not the funniest comic or what?? always makes me laugh

Nooooooo! Why did you do it Chazz?