Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 07, 2010

Tough break, Poncho!

Gasp! Poor, poor, poor Poncho! It’s time to neuter Chazz!!

I know this is a comic, but if my dog could talk, I would never be able to neuter or spade it. I would be too sympathetic, especially a dog like Poncho. I mean he acts so much like a human how could Chazz have done it?

POOR doggy :( aww that sucks

Too late to talk about it now, Poncho.

@ Wolfdreamer250, maybe that was before he could “talk”?

Chazz simply took Bob Barkers advice I expect.

@Powerboy: Shouldn’t everyone?

Uh-oh.

Chazz doesn’t seem aware of Poncho’s problem. Did someone else do this before Chazz got him? Even so, that’s something you might notice.

Do you want hungry pets living in the street? Spay

While we are at it, do you want more than 6 bil hungry people in the world? Get cut! Zero Population Growth. If you have two and each of them have two and each of them have two—Daddy, what does exponential growth mean?

It takes two to make one, Lewreader, so if each couple has two children down through the generations, they’re simply replacing themselves. That IS Zero Population Growth…

Even Viragra cann’t help Poncho….

Nice~

Well, let’s skip ahead. The little “girl dog” tells Poncho

that she “had the Spay,” and so Poncho never has to

confess to being a problem in the relationship. And

they lived happily ever after.

But he does have a thick head of hair.

Lewreader is correct.

Would YOU want Poncho breeding?

“In your Estrus bonnet, With all the frills upon it, You’ll be the grandest lady In the Estrus parade.”

(They made Irving Berlin change it.)

Whaddya mean ‘fixed’? They worked FINE!

YoruHana - exactly!