Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for July 18, 2010
Transcript:
Poncho: Nice statue. Chazz: Yeah. Did you know that if you see a statue of a man on a horse, there's meaning in the way the horse is posed? If the horse has both front legs in the air, the rider died in battle. If the horse has one leg in the air, the rider died from wounds in a battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the rider died of natural causes. Poncho: What do you think happened to this guy?
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
I’ve never seen this statue before.
WoodEye over 14 years ago
Is this some sort of donkey show?
Th' Pirate over 14 years ago
A massive hernia.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
It looks like he lost a bet at the Officer’s Club, or maybe PETA is a lot stronger than everyone thinks.
enarvaezb Premium Member over 14 years ago
But what does it mean for the horse when the guy has both feet on the ground??
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
El caballo murió en batalla o es bestialidad. The horse died in battle………….. or
Olfarto over 14 years ago
Maybe that one meant the rider never got TO the battle?
harm1994 over 14 years ago
The Guy is married !
davecancer over 14 years ago
“Horsehockey”
Warren Snaider Premium Member over 14 years ago
Here we go again. As much as I like folklore, the idea of the number of hooves in the air signifying anything is an old canard.
Take a look at http://www.snopes.com/military/statue.asp for a nice discussion of the issue.
PS Today’s comic is still hilarious in spite of that minor error.
runar over 14 years ago
“If the horse has all four hooves in the air, it means you need glasses.”
It’s an urban legend. Not all statues follow the “rule”.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
This statue is of a man whose horse was the jockey. They never won a race, but only because they never finished a race.
UBBM Premium Member over 14 years ago
This one will end up on “The comic curmudgeon.”
dre7861 over 14 years ago
He was Horse-Whipped!
BTW, I agree with wsnaider. Living in DC with more Civil War statues with riders on horses than you can shake a stick the theory of the legs doesn’t hold up.
But we do have a transgendered horse statue in DC! It seems the artist sculpted the CW General in old age as he rode a mare. When the statue was unveiled, his illustrious ancestors were aghast to see the General on a female horse. So the artist had to go back and cast and weld the appropriate ‘physical characteristic’ onto the statue!
Dirty Dragon over 14 years ago
This must be a statue of Gen. Jubilation T. Cornpone.
♪♫ When we almost had ‘em but the issue still was in doubt, Who suggested the retreat that turned it into a rout? Why it was Jubilation T. Cornpone. Old “Tattered and Torn Pone”, Jubilation T. Cornpone, he kept us hidin’ out. ♪♫
Destiny23 over 14 years ago
Interesting tidbit, Dave, but I believe you meant his descendants, not his ancestors… :o)
mrsullenbeauty over 14 years ago
He was rode hard and put away wet.
Kerovan over 14 years ago
Nice DirtyDragon. I’m always glad for a reference to Lil’ Abner, one of the best strips of all time. Unfortunately the only place I know online that the strips are being re-printed, and I’m not gauche enough to mention a competitor here, only has the right to 2 story lines/ Those two story lines are being repeated ad infinitum. I’m told they are trying to negotiate for further rights but it’s cycled through about 4 times since then so it doesn’t look hopeful.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Different! That’s for sure.
junebugmom over 14 years ago
Nobody has said a word about how thin Chaz’s hair looks from this angle! I’m too distracted by that to give the strip’s subject much thought!
BTW, DirtyDragon, are you from the Chicago area?
Dirty Dragon over 14 years ago
junebugmom: Absolutely - I had the pleasure of watching Bill Jackson, Postmaster Dirty Dragon, The Blob, Weird (and the Lemon Joke Kid) and all of the gang on WFLD’s “Cartoon Town”, even before the nationally syndicated “Gigglesnort Hotel”.
(I also F-I-E Fie!!! all over the spammers.)
dre7861 over 14 years ago
Yes, you’re right Destiny23. I should learn never to type without a cup of caffine in my system :)
Comicdog135 over 11 years ago
the horse died in the battle