Transcript:
Whitey: Haruck! Hack! Hoook!
Orlando: Whitey doesn't sound so good.
Poncho: Doesn't look too good, either.
Blotch: Last week his tail feel off.
Orlando: Poor guy's a lemon.
Whitey: Don't talk about me like I'm not here! I can still hear you. I'm not deaf!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Whoops! What did you say??!!
i_am_the_jam over 14 years ago
LEPER!
mrsullenbeauty over 14 years ago
Well, with a litter that large, and considering they’re living under a porch, you couldn’t expect all of them to make it.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
Poor puppy, it’s not easy being Whitey!
clashcityrocker over 14 years ago
He he he, how i laughed at this…(sorry Whitey)!
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
Ya little runt.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Soon Whitey, you will no longer be runt of the litter.
jollytimes over 14 years ago
I feel so sad for Whitey. When it is time to go, mom will know what to do.
cdward over 14 years ago
I sense several options for Whitey - could go either way. If he survives, he could by quite the handful as an adult.
avarner over 14 years ago
As sick as he is - he isn’t gonna taste too good…
davecancer over 14 years ago
Only the strong survive
harm1994 over 14 years ago
There will come a Day And it seems real soon A puppy will ask “What happened to Whitey?” And Mom will say ” He lives on the other side of the Moon”
pirate227 over 14 years ago
Heh? What was that you said?
Avenged7 over 14 years ago
Next he’ll say he can still walk and his legs will fall off.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
Poor Whitey, a leper can’t change his spots.
MittensRhino over 14 years ago
Poor thing it’s a shame I thought he was cute
cleokaya over 14 years ago
An albino leper. If by a twist of fate he survives, he might do well as a blues musician.
dre7861 over 14 years ago
That’s awful!
My family has had several runt-of-the-litters as pets as they are wonderful dogs - they are intelligent and loving. They really begin to shine when you get them away from the rest of the litter. Whitey, it’s the bad influence of Porcho and Nocturna that’s bringing you down!
fritzoid Premium Member over 14 years ago
Whitey’s defoliating faster than a ficus in a bachelor pad.
An old girlfriend of mine had an all-white cat who had lost both ears fighting. He looked like a baby harp seal (a really ugly baby harp seal). I had a tremendous urge to club him.
n2blues1 over 14 years ago
I have to agree with Colin, I laughed out loud….poor thing!
Dirty Dragon over 14 years ago
I know someone who took a ‘runt of the litter’ pup from a breeder. Spent $$$ on vet care, cooked up special recipes for food that the dog could keep down. Gave the pooch 4 years of love no one could have expected the dog would have, until the end.
I’m not finding this part of the story particularly funny.
gofinsc over 14 years ago
Need Jon Arbuckle and Liz right away!
battycomic Premium Member over 14 years ago
Poor Whitey! :-(
davidenie over 14 years ago
haha. Sounds like me.
CRL29P over 14 years ago
Not sure about dogs, but nothing isn’t quieter than a deaf cat. Air is much noisier.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 14 years ago
I agree with Dirty Dragon, NOT FUNNY! Whitey better survive or I’m done with Pooch Cafe.
alan.gurka over 14 years ago
Jus don’t ask him to lend a hand. He might, literally.