Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 14, 2011
August 13, 2011
August 15, 2011
Transcript:
Dog: ....and applying torque to the handle in a clockwise direction works a turning gear....slide. Dog: ....which seems to spin this serrated cutting wheel, here. As near as we can figure, this wheel applies pressure...slide. Dog: ....to the can edge here, somehow magically piercing the surface of the lid, releasing the contents within. Dog: But how...how? The answer has evaded our top canine brains for ages. It's a mystery we may never solve. Dog: Yes? Poncho: If we can figure out how an overhead projector works, shouldn't we be able to figure out how a can opener works? Dog: All right, sit down. Sit down.
Catfeet Premium Member about 13 years ago
Don’t even get them started on pop-tops.
Destiny23 about 13 years ago
OK, two things. First, that isn’t a serrated cutting wheel, it’s a smooth cutting wheel. And that isn’t an overhead projector, it’s a slide projector. You’d think dogs that can build a working (?) catapult would be more technologically literate!
Hillbillyman about 13 years ago
Come on folks, dont get so technical. This was funny regardless of the bloopers.
StelBel about 13 years ago
Hilarious!
WDemBlk Premium Member about 13 years ago
The cat food I use now has pop-tops. I thought dog food also was changing? Tho I don’t think that would be any easier.
rmacprivate about 13 years ago
Thumbs, you need thumbs
Herb Thiel Premium Member about 13 years ago
That was actually funny.
kwyjibo327 about 13 years ago
Hey Destiny23, these are comic strips. You might want to treat them as such instead of complaining about cargo trucks not going by train, etc. If you’re trying to be tongue-in-cheek, it’s not really working.
dre7861 about 13 years ago
I was wondering the same thing :)
cleokaya about 13 years ago
Who needs to be able to operate a can opener when you have your humans trained to do it for you. And, if you need a between meal snack, humans have provided you with garbage cans.
MelvinLott about 13 years ago
Oh that’s it Poncho. Bring logic into this…. Really funny, Paul!
baileydean about 13 years ago
Are you able to use them?
trekkermint about 13 years ago
i’ve been using the cat food packets for months now, yet they still both come running whenever i use the can opener for peas
macjack about 13 years ago
rabbitrose (above post) gets it!We are having fun now!
gofinsc about 13 years ago
If one could go back to ancient Egypt with a can of tuna and a can opener, I believe cats would come running at the sound.
markwalton about 13 years ago
Very very clever, unorthodox humor – reminds me of the best of “The Far Side”