Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 25, 2013

Would honestly find it rather odd to walk a penguin or panda in the park.

Strange expression, since a petard isn’t a hoist.

A day late and a dollar short, try again Poncho.

A petard is a type of sword.

Sorry Poncho your too old to compete with that.

From Wikipedia “A petard was a small bomb used to blow up gates and walls when breaching fortifications, of French origin and dating back to the sixteenth century” and "If a petard detonated prematurely, the petardier would be lifted by the explosion. In addition, the usual human response is to get away from trouble by the most direct means possible, but a straight line is rarely the safest route of departure while under fire, and this is particularly true after setting a petard. The backblast went straight back from the fortification: if the petardier also moved straight back he would be “hoist by his own petard”.

I told you you weren’t cute enough Poncho.

Get in line, Poncho, you ARE cute enough to be hired.

I love how the penguin has an iccle bandaid on his head.