Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for November 30, 2020

even an amphibious shark? even an amphibious shark

A fish out of water.

Nearly instantaneous reproducing belly jelly fish?

Tis the extra pay that Chazz gives the Vet for Poncho care that keeps the Vet Happy !

The vet really should have that shark in an aquarium-on-wheels.

A huge, slavering bear would’ve been better.

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Maybe it’s an emotional support shark . . .

Okay, I’m going with crocodile. Their brain pretty much has a flow chart that asks 1 question: Will that animal fit in my mouth. If the answer is yes; then eat it. If the answer is no; try to eat it anyway.

Ok, Mr. Vet, Where is the plastic baggie to pick up after your shark. Or do you just leave his droppings wherever they may fall for someone else to deal with? That is not responsible pet ownership.

Poncho is off his game. I think Chaz has changed his kibble from Purina to Puny.

A family member is a small animal vet. He says that even dangerous dogs can be dealt with easily enough. It’s the frinkin’ humans who are the problem.

I figured it was his Zoloft omelete each morning.

Those of a certain age should recall SNL’s Land Shark.