Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 27, 2021

Maybe go down the hill Poncho?

Nobody knows what Poncho is thinking ;-)

It’s in the canal with Andy Capp.

You don’t have to think like Fish. Fish can pretty much only go where his fishbowl goes. It’s not like Fish can just go out and walk around.

Dancing would not have been my first choice.

“Me lost me fishy at the disco . . . "

With any luck, he will make it to the river. Else wise he is sashimi.

I know what one fish is thinking…“I sure hope Poncho doesn’t find me.”

When I took freshman biology our prof said that goldfish were just little robots. But now that I have a koi pond with a dozen or so I can say they are much more than that and have a range of personalities somewhat like humans.

And you were so close when you went for a drink from your favorite porcelain water bowl…

I wonder where that fish has gone.

You did love it so. You looked after it like a son.

And it went wherever I did go.

Is it in the cupboard? Wouldn’t you like to know? It was a lovely little fish.

And it went wherever I did go.

Where can that fish be? It is a most elusive fish!

And it went wherever I did go.

Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!

A-fish, a-fish, a-fish, a-fishy, ooooh.

Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish!

That went wherever I did go!

(echoing)“Stayin’ alive, Stayin’ Alive, Eye Eye Eye Eye!”

I don’t get it. What is that room supposed to be?

How about McDonalds? He may be a Fillet-O-Fish by now.

Fish don’t think. They’re excellent thwimmers.

Hey mister grumpy gills

Life’s full of little spills

Don’t throw your fins up in disgust

Oh what’s the use of floatin’ there

Not going anywhere?

Swish your tail

And dive on in

And trust…

That…if…you

Just keep swimming

Just keep swimming

Life isn’t all that grim!