Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for November 12, 2021

What’s a dog in a raccoon body like?

Poncho, you are a stinker, no matter what body!

Poncho you just have to end your See – Food diet ;-)

I dunno, I think he’s just a dog being a dog.

Bad dog Poncho!

If your dog gets into garbage, why leave it where the dog can get it?

Actually, with the black mask and all, maybe you’re just a real fat racoon with a skinny tail. ..just saying.

Trash Panda!

Apparently that’s OK now. It’s what you identify as, not what God made you…

It’s good to realize what you really are……

Funny!

So now he’s got an inner raccoon as well as an inner clown? It’s getting crowded in there!

Had a miniature dachshund, who, despite her short stature, always managed to knock over the tall trash can in the kitchen. Despite there never being any actual food in the trash, she loved to do this, and to strew all the trash around the kitchen and dining room. Hubby outsmarted her, though. He took a few “eye” bolts and some large bungee cords and fastened the trash can to the side of the counter. No more fun for the dachshie! (Or her two cohorts, who didn’t do the knocking-over, but enjoyed the strewing-around).

Now go spend the night in that warmed up doghouse!

I’m pretty sure that by the way he eats, our Labrador is a horse trapped in a dogs body.