Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for November 30, 2021

Let me guess: a fresh dookie.

that is one steaming pile!

Poncho: Someone “dropped” something in the snow … and it wasn’t me.

Sounds about right

So that is what happens in Poncho’s head ;-)

Looks like Poncho left a real steamer out there

P.U.!

Is that a drop-off from the trucking company, A. Duie Pyle?

Frankly, when I nap on the couch (usually through football games) and my fart emitting dogs are in the same room, I often of wake up barking myself.

My dog will just point out some other dog’s dookie, and give me a look that says, “Aren’t you going to pick that up and bag it?” No, I am not. I clean up after my dog. Always. Even on walks in the woods. No one wants to walk after us and ruin their shoes. I have never had a dog bark at dookie. Poncho is no normal dog.

Trust me, it’s the first one!

There’s a really cute short film about what a dog thinks he’s protecting his human from and the reality. His humans are nerds so he’s seen lots of horror movies.

https://youtu.be/T-ROfoAWSZ8

And Eddie the dog is a very good boy!

I don’t get it. Why is he scared of his poop?

Stomping through the Newfoundland bush as a geologist, I was scared by a pile of poop. It was the size of a bear’s, and still steaming.