Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for June 15, 2022

hard competition, isn’t it?

What if there were two or three squirrels? Divide and conquer!

wow, pass the mustard, that is a hotdog!

Poncho perhaps you can order a Flamethrower from Acme .

Small ones. I mean Poncho does have the giant robot suit.

If memory serves, I seem to recall that there are only three proven ways to subdue Cerberus. If you are a big strong hero, like Hercules, you can give Cerberus a big hug and literally squeeze the breath out of him. Then while it’s passed out wrap a sturdy chain around him. You can play beautiful music and charm the beast. Or you can entice the creature with a honey-cake that is laced with powerful sedatives.

Bring in the GIant Squirrel, Paul!! Let’s have a mega fighting match!

His name is Drogon. Poncho said “Dracarys”.

Talk about “dog breath”…..

Run, Squirrel, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can smell the singed fur from here. . . :)

Oh yeah, huh? Back to square one. I still think Poncho can intimidate Cerberus. He sure intimidates me and I have had dobermans and pitbulls. Okay, dobermans and pitbulls, in my experience are just big lovable lap dogs. Anyway, git ’em Poncho!