Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for January 05, 2023

You are certainly complex Poncho!

GOOD LUCK AT ALL THAT, PONCHO!!!

PONCHO, SHUT UP!

He wants to be Speaker of the House, but actually qualifies for Sergeant at Arms of the United States House of Representatives.

I think he’s got the perfect job to match his level of intelligence, integrity, and sincerity – PITA pet and garbage-rummager. Then again…he’s probably more capable and trustworthy than most of the idjuts in Congress right now…

Isn’t herpes a complex? Herpes complex 10 or some such? Anyway, you go Ponch. King up on all those complexes and be the most complex of all.

What do you call two houses sharing a wall, with a short guy living on each side? A Napoleon Duplex.

Droolia!!!!!! You’re needed today over at Dogs of C-Kennel to find and rescue Iggy.

Ship him off to Elba

Go for it little buddy.

Gotta find a Poncho-sized cork. Quick. :)

ALL YOUR COMPLEX ARE BELONG TO PONCHO!

Poncho, you are welcome to my complexes; depression, anxiety, inferiority, and you cna have my my financial issues too.

I swear he’s a cat in a dog suit!