Pot-Shots by Ashleigh Brilliant for September 15, 2020

Then you admit that I was right!

I’ll be wrong if I want to be wrong.

I coulda’ been a contender. I could’ve been somebody.

And right after I create my time machine, I’ll go correct that.

They had no idea they were wrong when they voted for him. I just hope they don’t repeat their mistake.

What I don’t get is why I have to apologize for being attractive to the opposite sex… in my partner’s DREAM. ?!?

Heeeeeey…even the Fonz was wr-wr-wr-wrong once in a while.

Was I right to be wrong?

I’m here to right wrongs, and wrong rights but “two wrongs make a right” .

I hate to say it, but…you’re right. So it’s over between us?