PreTeena by Allison Barrows for June 11, 2009

I guess Tina never heard of a rubber glove

i put a bread wrapper over my cast when i broke my hand, it kinda worked. [that was before they had fiberglass casts]

I broke my collarbone when I was a kid. I always wished I’d broken my arm or leg so I’d have a cool cast. Ain’t nobody signing a sling.