PreTeena by Allison Barrows for April 25, 2013

You might as well try putting a quart in a pint bottle, Mom.

Accent? New Englander – they live in New Hampshire.

Invite the new girl over for dinner. Force Jen to get to know her as a person. Nah ! It’d never work.

To New Englanders, ANY other accent is “strange”! (I’m from New Hampshire, but don’t have the traditional New England accent)

Manchester and south is just a suburb of Boston.

Hey, that Frumdebang guy was right yesterday about what was going on. (Well, nobody else was saying it.)

Enough said, Bimbo . . .

Um, Jeri, the reason you’re being grounded is that you are a beeyotch. But I don’t think being grounded for an entire year is going to change that.

no…a Bawmer accent…..

I’ve never seen anybody in this strip say “Ayuh!”Or maybe it’s “Aiye-unh.” Or something like that.

Maybe Juliette has a Pennsylvanian accent. Definitely distinct from New Englander.