PreTeena by Allison Barrows for April 25, 2021

Mom and dad don’t to good first thing in the morning.

I don’t know…revolting would seem to be pretty applicable.

One word covers all of this and that word is Jeri. I know it’s a name but it fits.

Is she referring to wearing the same clothes Every Dam Day?

Poor Teena. She is seeing where genetics will take her in 20 years or so…

I f she thinks this is ghastly, what would she say to what may have been taking place in the bedroom a few hours earlier?

I’ve actually seen people dressed like this in public . Unbelievable!

Teena, just wait until you’re eating in a restaurant and someone walks in looking this way. You’ll lose your appetite.

most excellent

I don’t know. Tess is a total babe no matter what she’s wearing.