Prickly City by Scott Stantis for December 23, 2006

Transcript:

Winslow: It is you! Carmen: Nooo! Winslow? Uncle Dean? Aunt Pelosi? Nancy Pelosi: You're not conservative, honey. It was all a bad dream. Carmen's Aprickalypto. An idyllic existence is brutally disrupted by a unseen violent force... can one little girl save her conservative tribe from the brutal forces of Nancy Pelosi and Howard Dean? As the foundations of civilization (tax cuts, small government) crumble, a girl is chosen as a sacrifice to appease the gods. But this girl, she will risk everything to take one last chance to preserve her way of life. But then... she wakes up.