Prickly City by Scott Stantis for March 19, 2007
Transcript:
Carmen: So, Winslow, did you get what you wanted? Winslow: No, Carmen. Even after I proclaimed myself a nuclear power, I didn't get a 110-inch TV... But I now have all of the oil and food I could ever need. Carmen: International aid, thy name is bribery. Winslow: Oh, and I'm the new king of France.