Prickly City by Scott Stantis for July 20, 2014

I notice that “Umbrage” is free for the taking, but in my experience those glasses are WAY too small.

And, by the way, very timely comment, Mr. Stantis.

A cup of umbrage? No thanks… I’ll leave it for those so insecure they need to belong to a politically biased cult.

I’ve always liked the phrase “take umbrage” for some reason.

If there were a shortage of umbrage, would there be fewer professional victims?

What’s UMBRAGE?

Only Republicans and cry babies will take some. OH. I’m sorry. Is that redundant?

Umbrage: the world’s greatest natural resource.