Prickly City by Scott Stantis for August 14, 2018

She’s a Republican. In 2018, that means her local candidate might actually be a Nazi.

In my Congressional district primary, the honest and energetic candidate was passed over, to instead choose a country club Democrat. I agree that it’s hard to get on board, and I’ll get back to you mid-November about helping the campaign. Cheers, Carmen.

My state has a gubernatorial candidate that makes the Beverly Hillbillies look like the House of Windsor.

“Should we work for a campaign this election, Carmen?” “mmmm…No. I think I’ll go swim in a sewer instead. I come out smelling better.”