I rarely post, but this calls for one. I had virtually the same symptoms going on 15 years ago. It turned out to be an ovarian cyst, nothing cancerous, and after a few days of recovery I was back to my old self. Hopefully it will be the same for you! Relax and let the experts do their work, save your strength for recovering from whatever this turns out to be.
Uriah Pert definitely died. That set off the who owns Corky’s Diner story. Turned out ol’ Pert was a decent guy in the end.