He keeps it on the down-low
ONLY TWO THINGS DON’T BELONG ON PIZZA – ANCHOVIES & MUSHROOMS
Adam Sandler?
How many of you have seen that classic ceramic green tree?
Your grandparents, or your mom, or you yourself, have or had one.
Since Santa’s reindeer all tend to have antlers … they’re all female.
He’s the same guy who’s name is in heaven.
If the internet has taught me anything… just stand with your legs shoulder width, and swing your hips side to side.
I high pitch dinging should come from your nether regions. As you get older, the sound will deepen.
Sinterklaas
Der Weihnachtsmann
Heilige Nikolaus
Christkind
Père Noël
Dedt Moroz
Noel Baba
Babbo Natale
La Befana
Święty Mikołaj
Santa-san
Shaka Santa
BONK BONK ON THE HEAD!
Kirk: THIS ISN’T A GAME! NO MORE BONK BONK!
The money belongs to Tia when she finds it.
He keeps it on the down-low