If they’re calling a cellphone the feature for silencing unknown calls could be implemented, but then you wouldn’t have the comic detailing the conversation.
A couple once bought plots on opposite ends of the cemetery. When asked why, the wife said, “the Bible says that the dead in Christ rise first and I don’t want him blocking my way.”
What I would like to see in church on Memorial Day is the pastor identify gold star families and then veterans present step up and salute them. Those families sacrificed as much as the service personnel that died defending the Constitution.
In Florida that ticket would be labeled “Unsecured load.”