Recent Comments

1. over 10 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Makes me want to cheer and set off fireworks.

2. over 10 years ago on Shoe

   If you have enough money, any line will work. He might as well be saying “How much?”

3. over 10 years ago on Candorville

   Using 70 as a cut-off point comes from the early days of IQ testing when “moron” was a real classification of mental development. Apparently, being a “moron” was an adequate defense. Kind of like being a child, although more and more states are pushing the age limit lower for trying people as adults.

   Maybe if keeping people in prison was less profitable, these things wouldn’t be discussed, let alone implemented.

4. over 10 years ago on Over the Hedge

   We used to raise children as a community effort, with multiple generations involved. Grandparents were there to give advice and children grew up well-adjusted, contributing members of society. Nowadays we let psychologists screw the whole process up before the kid even has a chance.

5. over 10 years ago on Jane's World

   Jane is such a guy. She agonizes over women she wants, and then has no clue when she gets one.

6. over 10 years ago on Wizard of Id

   The idea of an unemployed banker just gives me the warm fuzzies.

7. over 10 years ago on Jane's World

   ’Bout time.

8. over 10 years ago on Jane's World

   When it comes to Chelle, Jane’s always been an idiot.

9. about 11 years ago on Li'l Abner

   Guess where Romeo can go where that tattoo can’t be seen?