Soldier, SCUBA Instructor, SF Fanatic, Avid Reader (But they write so few GOOD Avids these days!)
Her: How deep is that chasm?Him:(Peering down) About half a mile.Her: How far do you think you could go with a running start?Him: (Peering FARTHER down) About half a mile…
“…for the Matadors…who turned their backs…to please the crowd…and all…fell before the bull…”
In my day we used a fire extinguisher.
Shouldn’t the invading ant be red?
She DOES!
Originally coined by Marshal Lavrentiy Pavlovich Beria, Chief of the NKVD under Stalin.
As long as she doesn’t call upon Newport News, or the dreaded Walla Walla Washington!
Now leave, and take your silly English Ka-nig-ets with you!
As God as my Witness, I thought turkeys could FLY!
03:30, when out two smallest cats begin excavating a strip mine in their sandboxes!
Her: How deep is that chasm?Him:(Peering down) About half a mile.Her: How far do you think you could go with a running start?Him: (Peering FARTHER down) About half a mile…